sophia tran | that short asian girl | 17 years | toronto | "how will we ever get out of this labyrinth of suffering?" | we will live like kings under lavendar skies

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oalat:

how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn

oalat:

how do you people do this like?? this took me three hours damn

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kiercns:

IT S GONNA BE FALL SOON AND THAT MEANS HALLOWEEN AND THANKSGIVING AND APPLE CIDER AND BIG SWEATERS AND FALL COLORS AND PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND TH EN ITS GONNA BE WINTER AND THAT MEANS CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY THEMED EVERYTHING AND BAKING COOKIES AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND LO TS OF SNOW IM SO PUMPED

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toastoat:

"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????

(via adorability)

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

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wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

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dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

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friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

(Source: mywinglessangel, via tyleroakley)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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“Truth or dare” 
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

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howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

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